Oh the Caylie...

YOU ARE BACK!  You are a glutard. And you are back.
Hey Soul Sister is playing FAR TOO MUCH. Thank you commercials on daytime TV, for making a good song overplayed. Caylie, you are lucky that you don't watch TV.
Sometimes my belly is like... I'm full. But most of the time... It tells me to eat.
Sometimes I wish this was a video blog, so I could say "Link in the doobliedoo." Or however you spell it.
Sometimes I am glad to be fifteen, but most of the time I just wanna be older.
Sometimes I don't like cheese, but only when it's fake.
Sometimes I say typically wayyyy too much.
Sometimes my butt hurts. Like now. :(
Sometimes I like girls, but most of the time I find them annoying.
I think I'm done now.

YES!

It's true! I have returned to blog world after a month-long anti-technology binge! It was nice to take a break, but oh man is it nice to be back! It feels wonderful. Hello to anybody reading this blog. Does anyone read it? I may never know.

There are random things that I want to rapidly update you on, and I shall do so in list form.
I'm eating a granny smith apple.
Eli turned 17 on Wednesday. Ahh!
I went to the fair yesterday.
I bought new jeans and got a haircut yesterday.
Yesterday was a good day.
I am going on a "college road trip" soon.
It interferes with Tim's birthday, and I'm indescribably bummed.
I am a little chilly right now, but that matters not.
I miss you, Gracie. I can't explain it.
I need to get ready for a Spanish test.
I'm running in Race for the Cure tomorrow.
I made Eli an egg sandwich for lunch today.
I am embarrassed that almost everything I've said begins with "I".
Gracie is cute.
Scotty wobbles. (Yes, this is a complete sentence.)
Tim makes me happy.
Striped PJ's make me happy.
Schoolwork should be done by me.
My parents are wonderful.
Now is the time for me to end this post of complete mondarity.

Farewell, blog world. It's nice to be back.

-caylayyy

CAYLIE SHALL RETURN.... TODAY!!!

That's right folks! Caylie is officially coming back to internet land.She isn't here right now, and I'm not sure if she'll post anything today, but I'm not kidding you. A month is up. SHE IS RETURNING!
Love, A very excited ginger. :)

I MISS YOU!

Dear Caylie-
You are reading this now, but when I wrote it it was then. That better have made sense. Anyway, I miss you on this little webpage of coolness. It's a bore without you. I have tiny chickens in my brain right now. Do you know any good butchers?
Love always-
~Trogdor the Burninator

A tragic (but temporary!) loss

Caylie, I'm afraid to tell you, is on one of her ex-technology binges right now. For one month's time, her lovely presence shall not be felt on this lovely blog. I am so sorry my blog reader. (Shout out to Emma!)
You know what? I'm going to write a quick little paragraph about this Emma I just shouted at. She has always been a devoted reader of Caylie's blog, and recently stumbled on this little nugget of goodness. I don't know this girl at all, but if she's cool enough to read these kinds of blogs then she is automatically awesome. There you are. You are now famous chickie-poo.
I call people random things a lot. Pet names you might say. Chickie-poo is one of these. Most of the time, I say bud. Someone texts me: Hey what's up? I will almost always reply: Hey bud! Not much... Just doing some [insert current homework]. You? So if you ever text me, that is what you shall get.
I have recently become a Nerdfighter. I leave you now with the words of wisdom, DFTBA.
~The one more likely to end up in a mental hospital

Just a Quickie

I had this wierd urge to blog right away. I cannot tell you why, though...I really don't have anything of slight importance to say. Right now, I'm sitting in the laundry room, where our lovely desktop computer rests. Normally, I'd be on my laptop, but we are having wireless issues.

Today....is the first day of cross country! Hooray!

I feel like this rap that's been said between you and me (gracie and caylie) for months now should be put into writing at last. So...here it is. The Gracie Caylie Rap? Made up at that life changing retreat where we realized we were made to be friends. Hahaha.

"Oh brother, it's my mother!
I'm a poet, didn't know it!
I can rhyme anytime!
OH SNAP, I can rap!"

Yup, this is said on a regular basis. Call it silly but...well, call it silly. Because that's what it is. That's what we are a lot of times. Other things that get said regularly with us?

"California, Connecticut, Massachusetts."
"Don't freak out!!"
"If I...were to jump...off my father's...blue...tower..."
"Caylie, do you need help?"..."NO!"..."Tiiiim?!"...."NO!"
"7.78 seconds!!"

Gracie, you can add as many as you desire, because I know there are many more. We have spectacular times togther, you and me. Hey. I need to do chemistry.

-caylielane the dreamer.

Ode to Mondarity...

Dear humans, aliens, and burgers at Wobble House-
Before I start this lovely post of silliness, let me say thank you Caylie. You made me blush in your last post. Well, not really. Cause I don't blush. But you made me smile! :D
I just realized that mondar has not been said in a long time. So I decided to bring it back. I'm in a strange mood, and because you don't know us, here is some info about the main men in our lives. Here are five facts about my boyfriend, followed by five about Caylie's, then five about both.
Scott first:
1. He wobbles. Sometimes literally, but mainly just his brain.
2. He hides his smartness with his wobbliness. He really is smart though. Ask me about it sometime.
3. His hair is in a constant state of poofiness.
4. He is covered head to toe in scars. (literally)
5. He may just be the most amazing, GOOD guy ever born.

Now Timbo:
1. He's my bruder. We are more typical siblings than real siblings.
2. He's just a good clean guy. In every way possible.
3. He is insanely cheesy romantic. But that's a good thing. Cause Caylie likes cheeseballs. (Which are gluten free!)
4. He can make even the most depressed person laugh and be happy. He's just that kind of guy. But he isn't silly. He's just awesome. :)
5. He doesn't like Mexican food. Neither does Caylie. Sign from God.

Now Both:
1. They have insane man love. The two of them are more of a couple than any of us.
2. They are the best two guys you'll ever find.
3. They are absolutely hilarious, wonderfully sweet, amazingly caring, and perfectly awesome.
4. We're a foursome. :)
5. God really, REALLY loves me and Caylie for making those guys.

Okay. There you go! A little background info on our fellers.
~The only one of us that would post something like this.